Hand driers.

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Since no one reads this anymore, I am just going to choose to never update and when I do update, I will probably post really pointless things hehhhhh. I was just thinking. I really HATE washing my hands in bathrooms with hand driers. I mean, I still do wash my hands because public bathrooms are gross and I need to wash my hands as much as possible. But really, those things are impossible. This is what goes through my head as I walk into a bathroom:

1. I have to pee.
2. Crap, there's a hand dryer.
3. Now I have to dread drying my hands the whole time that I'm going to the bathroom.
4. Should I wash my hands?
5. Yes, I need to wash my hands because I'm not gross.
6. Ughh my hands are really wet, maybe I'll try to use a little less soap and water so they don't take as long to dry.
7. Okay, I'll try to shake my hands as much as physically possible to dry them quickly.
--This is usually the point where I decide one of the following options:
A. Stay under the dryer for one second and then decide to wipe my hands on my pants, probably making them dirtier than before.
B. Challenge the hand dryer. I think to myself-My hands will DEFINITELY not be dry by the time this hand dryer turns off. I keep thinking this, but as I continue rubbing my hands together they get drier and drier. Needless to say, the dryer beats me every time.

So that is my everyday struggle with hand driers. Now, looking back at that passage I can't decide how to spell dryer (drier) as in they are more dry and the actual thing itself-dryer (drier)? Now I'm just confused, therefore making my hate for those things much greater. Because I love spelling.

No Posty-Post today, sowwy. But I will give you a Friday Night Haiku:

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