Fuggz

Okay, so can I just walk my blogger fans through my life right now? My night was CRABSOLUTELY ridic.

So, around 7:30, I'm like "Hey, I need some boots because tomorrow I'm going to be walking through the snow". So I decide to venture off on a quest to find boots (not like hiking boots, but fake uggs aka fuggs).

First stop, K*Mart. I get there and guess what? NOTHING. No boots of any type. I actually found a pair of mocassins there, and since I've been looking for those, I decided to purchase. I go up to the one line that is open, and OF COURSE, my shoes don't have a tag on them. Why would they have a tag? I am unlucky. So the woman checking me out tries to punch in some made up numbers (like she knows what she's doing) and then eventually mumbles "Well, I guess I'm going to have to call these back." Okay, then just do it. So she walks over and it's all just taking forever. Meanwhile, a giant line is forming behind me and everyone's looking at me like I'M the beeyotch. Don't blame me for stupid, rude employees. Whatever, I'm over K-Mart.

Second, I decided to go to Target (although I thought it may be too expensive). Strike two-nothing. Really? Okay, but luckily they are STOCKED FULL of flip flops and sandals. You know since it's so warm out. I guess I should have been buying boots last spring.

Next, I went to TJ Maxx and then Kohls. Funny, because the exact same thing happened to me at both stores. There was ONE pair of boots that I would have bought, but for some reason one of the boots was missing....really. The one pair of boots in my size and the second boot is missing? What is my life?

Then, I went to Gordmans. As I was walking in, over the loudspeaker I hear "Please bring your final purchases to the front and we will assist you." Awesome, so now I have to sprint to the back of the store. To no prevail. No boots, just flippy floppys.

Lastly, I go to the almost reliable Walms. The only boots I find are SLIPPERS! FREAKING SLIPPERS!!!!! WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT SLIPPER BOOTS?!?!?! Could someone please explain this?

So after 2 hours of searching, I walk away with no boots and cold feet. But on the positive side the Grammys are on on Sunday.

With fiery passion,
E-durrt